Where'd Everybody Go?

Helllllooooooooo?

My Belly Button Fell Off

Last night I woke up cuz my bellybutton itched. A lot. It's an outtie. So I scratched it. And it fell off. That scared me so I took it to Dr. Foxtrot, but nobody was in the infirmary. I just duct-taped it back on until I can see the doctor. And Evie.

Hey, wait a minute. I never had a bellybutton before.

Maybe it's a present.

I'm In Lo-ove

Evie just walked by the mailroom.

Sigh.