New Bestestest Friend

Torbjorn saved me! Saved me good.

He tried to recharge me by spinning me over his head. Was fun, but didn't work. Evie plugged me into the charger, cause her doctor-daddy was out. Evie's hair is really short now. She wouldn't talk about it. Anybody know the story there?

Torbjorn is my hero. And my friend. And my hero.

And he wears a pointy hat.

I like pointy hats.

And Torbjorn. And saying Torbjorn.

Torbjorn. Torbjorn. Torbj-orn.

He just turned red and left. I tried to follow him, but Evie won't let me unplug. Says I need another day on the charger before it's safe.

I guess it's okay to stay with Evie for a while. She said she'd get me some fresh Doritos. In nacho cheese. There might be some Thin Mints stashed in the back of the pantry too.

Torbjorn. Torbjorn. Torbjorn.

Sigh.

Oh hi Evie.

Guys?

HELP!!!!!!!

Please?

So Long

Everybody's mad at me, so I'm going away.

Love ya.

Buh-bye.

Where'd Everybody Go?

Helllllooooooooo?

My Belly Button Fell Off

Last night I woke up cuz my bellybutton itched. A lot. It's an outtie. So I scratched it. And it fell off. That scared me so I took it to Dr. Foxtrot, but nobody was in the infirmary. I just duct-taped it back on until I can see the doctor. And Evie.

Hey, wait a minute. I never had a bellybutton before.

Maybe it's a present.

I'm In Lo-ove

Evie just walked by the mailroom.

Sigh.

For Evie!

New doctor has cute daughter. Almighty Tallest has asked GIR to decorate for party for them. Using these balloons. I'm wearing my secret disguise in the picture.